T Paisley was born in 1967, the son of a brutal Peruvian druglord and an unsuccessful (and later disgraced) children’s book author. His formative years were spent in Paris, where he attended St. Claire’s School for Girls. In 1987, he married popular American actress Molly Ringwald. They divorced later that year for reasons he would prefer to not disclose. In 1992, he started his own staple recycling business, which was quite successful. The company went public in 1999. His hobbies include cross-stitch, tandem-bicycling, and making stuff up.
In actuality, T Paisley is a 25 year old writer and commercial banker living in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada. This blog is his place to throw down his opinions on music, thoughts on sports, UFC predictions, and whatever other drivel he feels like spilling onto the internet on that particular day. So now you know.
